Happy New Year MMXXIV

Well, the Gregorian Calendar has knocked off another year. MMXXIII is now a distant alcohol-infused memory, so we now welcome a brand new year, that we have labelled MMXXIV, or 2024 to make things easier. Not everybody in the world uses the Gregorian Calendar, but it’s the most common; at least in my house.

So what can you expect from Some Geek Told Me in 2024?

  • More spelling mistakes.
  • More grammatical errors.
  • More badly chosen topics.
  • More movie previews/reviews.
  • A blog about the Summer Olympics.
  • The return of the ever popular Tour of the Solar System.
  • The annual blogs about Star Wars Day and Free Comic Book Day.
  • There will be probably be blogs about some sport tournaments.
  • More comic and manga blogs.

Image by Gordon Johnson from Pixabay

This year, I want to write more blogs about science, whether it’s about facts or news. I do have an idea concerning biology, so keep reading to see if it works.

I’m also going to be checking in with Lupesey and the Coalition of Chaos, the US election, various wars around the world, and other really fun and positive things.

Don’t panic though, Some Geek Told Me is still 100% committed to taking an anti-Sour Cream and Chives stance. Now and forever.

I’ll still be posting daily on Twitter and Mastodon this year. I realise Twitter is now known as X, but I just can’t be bothered in calling it anything else, other than Twitter or a dumpster fire.

I’m very sorry to mention this, but the quality of the writing, and the humour, are probably not going to improve here.

Alright, that’s it. This is another short blog because I’m still taking a short break with UMC1 and UMC2. I’ll be back next Monday with my regular awful blog.

Happy New Year, be safe and I’ll see you next week.


Merry Christmas 2023

I reached down in my pocket and pulled out some hope and a short blog. On behalf of UMC1, UMC2, my wife, and the staff at Some Geek Told Me1, we hope everybody has a Merry Christmas! Being in New Zealand, my Christmas Day will have rain and a high of 23°C, which is 73.4°F for our Fahrenheit cousins.


This is our local town Christmas Tree, from the front and back. It may come as a complete surprise, but I’m not a professional photographer, so sorry about the crap photos.

Christmas is also the time of the year when I spend some extra time with UMC1 and UMC2, so this week’s blog is smaller; along with next week’s. If you’re a parent, I hope you understand. I’ll still be posting daily dribble on Twitter and Mastodon, so don’t panic.

Thank you for reading, following, and subscribing to Some Geek Told Me through 2023, it means a lot to me. Thanks for supporting this vanity project, and I’ll see you on 1st January 2024.


1.) The entire staff of Some Geek Told Me still consists of only one guy, that eats too much pizza, who needs even more sleep, and cries when he recognises his favourite bands as background mall music.

150 Blog Posts About Stuff

This is my 150th blog post and I have the grey hair and stress lines to prove it. I made my first Some Geek Told Me blog post on 1st December 2020, which was born out of the desire to make the COVID-19 national lockdown count for something. 


Credit: Tenor

At the time of writing this blog post, I have amassed a staggering amount of followers and subscribers, across three platforms:

WordPress: 49 subscribers

Twitter: 17 followers

Mastodon: 85 followers

I know, it’s pretty impressive isn’t it?

To mark my 150th blog post, I thought I would share some of the subjects that I’ve discussed on Some Geek Told Me, but are also connected to 150. Sweet? Great, let’s dive into the latest blog post from New Zealand’s 5th least favourite website. 


Batman Begins had a budget of US$150 million.

Credit: Warner Bros.

One of my favourite comic book series celebrated a special milestone: Fables #150.

Credit: Vertigo Comics

The average distance from the Sun to the Earth is 150 million km, which is known as an astronomical unit (1AU).

Credit: NASA

Star Trek: First Contact is one of the best Star Trek movies, in my humble geek opinion. The 1996 film had a box office return of US$150 million.

Credit: Paramount Pictures

The atomic weight of Samarium (Sm) is 150.3.

Credit: Max Whitby

An average adult male South China tiger weighs 150 kg.

Credit: Animal Spot

Around the World in Eighty Days by Jules Verne, was first published 150 years ago, in 1873.


The Amazing Spider-Man #150 from 1975.

Credit: Marvel Comics

150 is the sum of eight consecutive primes (7 + 11 + 13 + 17 + 19 + 23 + 29 + 31).


At a New Zealand supermarket called Countdown, a 1.5L of Countdown Lemon, Lime & Bitters is NZ$1.50 or 150 cents.

Credit: Countdown

There are 150 seats in the House of Representatives of The Netherlands.

Credit: Husky

Can I just quickly address the herd of elephants in the room?

1.) In their infinite wisdom, New Zealanders voted in the most Conservative government in years, with a National-ACT coalition. What have we done?!

2.) Australia voted no, on the Australian Indigenous Voice referendum. What have they done?!

3.) The Israel-Hamas War is showing no signs of slowing down. What can we do?!

This ball of rock and water that we call home, can sometimes be very scary and cruel. I get it. Watching footage or reading articles about terrible events can make you feel a range of emotions including anxiety, worry, disappointment, shock, dread, sadness, fear, panic, frustration, powerlessness, loneliness, and melancholy.

I think it’s natural to have these emotions, but just be grateful you don’t feel apathy. All those previous emotions can be associated with negativity; but at least you have them. It means you care, because feeling apathy is worse.

As for feeling anger, well, to quote Rage Against the Machine:

Your anger is a gift. 

And that’s it. Thank you for reading, following, and subscribing to Some Geek Told Me. It means a lot to this geeky introvert. Maybe my writing will actually improve by the 300th blog post. Who knows?!

Please don’t forget to walk your dog, read a banned book, watch the Rugby World Cup semi-finals, and I’ll see you next week. And why you ask? Because the Tour of the Solar System is back, and the next stop is the Asteroid belt!


Merry Christmas 2022

On behalf of UMC1, UMC2, my wife, and all of the staff at Some Geek Told Me1, we hope everybody has a Merry and Safe Christmas and a Happy New Year!

The Octagon, Dunedin, New Zealand

Thank you for reading, following and subscribing to Some Geek Told Me. I’m on WordPress, Twitter and Mastodon now, so it means a lot to me. I’ll see you on 2nd January 2023! Cheers!


1 The entire staff of Some Geek Told Me, still consists of only one guy, that battles ice cream propaganda from his children and needs to invest in some new socks.

Happy Two Year Anniversary

I know the world is a little crazy at the moment with the World Cup; climate change; interest rates and cost of living rising; Russia forgetting how to read a map; the United Kingdom’s Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak, has survived past five weeks; and Twitter is doing what Twitter does best; trolling people.

Having said that, I just wanted to point out that this week, I’m celebrating two years of Some Geek Told Me. In the history of humanity, this achievement is not quite ready to be cemented into the history books, but that’s ok with me.

So looking back over another year, what have I learnt?

  • I’m still enjoying this, though my pay rate is still pretty bad. I mean after two years, I still haven’t had a pay rise. I’ll have to continue on with my $0.0 hourly rate.
  • Every time someone leaves a comment, I’m like a kid that has just been told the school has been flooded and I need to stay home.
  • My wife reading one of my posts, just to remind me that I’m not as funny as I think I am.
  • I still get halfway through writing a post, then realise that it’s not humorous at all.
  • I’ve created a list for future blogs, by writing down key words. I just need to remember what the key words mean.
  • Proofreading and editing my work at 11 pm is still a stupid thing to do, but I’m still doing it.
  • Various sports this year featuring World Cups, have greatly aged me, along with help from UMC1 and UMC2.
  • I told my parents about the blog and they wanted to know if I got paid for it. I changed the topic very quickly.
  • I’ve written about various people in pop culture that have died this year, but I failed to write about all of them.
  • I should do more reviews about different projects that I like, while trying to sound funny; emphasising on being funny.
  • I’m not reading enough content of the amazing bloggers out there.
  • I’m still trying to create some more entertaining science communication posts, but still sounding original.
  • It’s the Kiwi in me, but I’m still trying to promote the blog, without promoting the blog.

Image by Philip Wels from Pixabay

That’s it for today. I know this post was small, but I have another blog post coming out on Thursday. Thanks for reading, go watch the World Cup, walk your dog, read a banned book and I’ll see you on Thursday.


Happy One Year Anniversary: Part Four

Welcome to the fourth and final part of my one year anniversary of Some Geek Told Me. I’ve been running this badly written blog for a year now, so what has changed for me? What have I actually learnt? There are many things, but they’re not very interesting.


Image by John Hain from Pixabay

Behold, this list contains various things that I have learnt, during the last 12 months:

  • I’ve learnt that some of the blogs I’ve written, that I thought would be quite boring, proved to be popular; and vice versa.
  • Thinking of an interesting and engaging topic for a blog, has been a lot harder than discovering Batman’s secret identity.
  • Sometimes I’ll have a great idea for a blog, then it blows up in my face.
  • I tend to get extremely distracted when writing a blog, which is why I can generally only do one per week.
  • Proofreading and editing my work at 11pm, is not the best time to do it.
  • Writing about topics that anybody could discover in a book or online, is quite difficult or stupid; not sure which one, to be honest.
  • I don’t want to even think about what my pay rate for the blogs are.
  • I’ve discovered a new level of gratefulness, when someone subscribes or likes a blog.
  • I need to improve on my science communication blogs, because even Mr. Fantastic would disapprove of them.
  • Changing the subject for the next week’s blog, multiple times a day, is not particularly helpful.
  • Social distancing, contact tracing, and self isolation are now part of our lexicon. Thanks COVID.
  • And finally; I still enjoy doing this side project. It’s keeping me away from participating in Street Countdown1 and cleaning the bathroom.

Anyway, thank you for reading and supporting Some Geek Told Me, it means a lot to me, and I’ll see you next week.


1 Who else loves the IT Crowd?