Does everybody celebrate World Book Day?

I want to talk about books. Why? Today in New Zealand, we have been celebrating World Book Day; well at least some of us have. This is a global event to promote and encourage reading, publishing, and books in general.

It’s a great day for a bibliophile. We get to discuss our favourite books, as well as to emphasise the importance of reading. 

Now I could do something predictable and list my favourite books through different genres; like the dictionary. I bet you can’t wait for that one!

I could also discuss what reading means to me and the importance of it, but that’s too easy. As tempting as it is to choose one of these amazing options; it would be like being involved in a movie marathon, where you have to choose between the original Star Wars trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. What is a geek supposed to do?

But before I could do any of that, I have to put my hand up and acknowledge something. I am a straight white male, living in a country that is 21st in the world for GDP per Capita, and 15th in the Human Developmental Index.

I understand that if I was born in a different country, or at a different time, it is entirely possible that books would be an unknown or rare commodity to me, or at least learning how to read would be an ability that would not be available to me.

So in fairness, and as much as I like World Book Day and believe in its importance and relevancy, I have to ask the question: Does everybody in the world celebrate World Book Day? Realistically, the answer is no. 


Image by Ahmad Ardity from Pixabay

Sometimes I feel people take reading for granted because they have access to books; whether through school or public libraries, and bookstores. You can purchase any book from anywhere in the world and have it delivered to you, though the cost of postage could be the same as the national debt of a small country. 

The issue is that a lot of people in the world don’t have access to books, or they can’t read. Over the years, world literacy rates have been rising. To the best of my knowledge, which quite frankly isn’t that great, New Zealand sits at 99%, which is pretty good. There are even higher literacy rates in Western Europe and Central Asia, which hit 100%, which to me is phenomenal.

So just like with nearly everything, if you have Salt and Vinegar chips, the opposite will exist. I don’t really need to remind you about Sour Cream and Chives, do I?

There are at least 10 countries in the world, where the literacy rate for the population is under 44%. The bottom three are South Sudan 34.52%, Guinea 32% and Chad 22.31%.

There is a staggering 781 million people that cannot read or write in the world, with over 60% of them being female. Different factors that can contribute to this problem are poverty, religion, but also the geopolitical climate of the country.

So you’re probably thinking, “Ok Scott, do you even have a point?”

For me, the concept that somewhere in this world, a child will not have access to picture books in their native language, is difficult to understand and accept. But maybe that’s the point. Maybe we don’t have to accept it. I don’t know how to solve this problem, but you have to start somewhere, right?

I’ve been thinking about this, and I’ve come to two conclusions about what we can do about it. 

To address literacy rates, whether at local, national, or international levels, I think it comes down to two things; which are essentially the same thing: we have to give. We have to give either books or money. 

I know I’m not an expert, but I think everybody can help:

  • Cull some novels from your collection and donate to charities. 
  • Cull some picture books from your collection, and donate them to some early childhood centres.
  • If you buy a book, donate a book.
  • Become a member of your local library and enrol your children. 
  • If possible, volunteer in your local community with a organisation that promotes literacy.
  • Donate money to a group or organisation that promotes literacy.

There are many different international groups and organisations that specialse in promoting literacy. These can include:

There are also many more hardworking groups and organisations around the world, that are helping to promote literacy; whether with adults or children. Please help pass on your love of reading to someone else.

“What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you’re inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years. 

Across the millennia, an author is speaking clearly and silently inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs. 

Books break the shackles of time. A book is proof that humans are capable of working magic.”

-Carl Sagan.

And with that, I’m done with another ridiculous blog. Thanks once again for reading, following, and subscribing to Some Geek Told Me. Remember to walk your dog; read a banned book; stay away from yellow snow; and I’ll see you next week.


Alternative Disney Princesses

I want to talk about Disney Princesses. Why? The concept of a Disney Princess is an interesting one to me; I mean, what is a Disney Princess? And do I have a favourite?

To answer the second question first, I don’t have a favourite princess, because why would I? Having said that, the geek in me thinks Belle is ok. The reason being, that she reads for pleasure. She’s just like my wife, if Belle read Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, The All Souls Trilogy, or The Witcher.

To the best of my understanding, there are 12 official Disney Princesses, with one being confirmed, but not officially added. They are:

1.) Snow White (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: 1937)

2.) Cinderella (Cinderella: 1950)

3.) Aurora (Sleeping Beauty: 1959)

4.) Ariel (The Little Mermaid: 1989)

5.) Belle (Beauty and the Beast: 1991)

6.) Jasmine (Aladdin: 1992)

7.) Pocahontas (Pocahontas: 1995)

8.) Mulan (Mulan: 1998)

9.) Tiana (The Princess and the Frog: 2009)

10.) Rapunzel (Tangled: 2010)

11.) Merida (Brave: 2012)

12.) Moana (Moana: 2016)

and to be added:

13.) Raya (Raya and the Last Dragon: 2021)

So let’s answer the most pressing question, what is a Disney Princess?

That’s a difficult question, because the answer is vague; again, to the best of my understanding. I’m not a Disney Princess expert, because if I was, I would have made a job out it.

  • A Disney Princess is the main female protagonist in an animated Disney/Pixar film.
  • She can not be introduced in a sequel.
  • A Disney Princess does not always have to be royalty; she has just to perform some heroic and brave deeds.
  • Being a great singer or having an animal sidekick, are also not prerequisites to be a Disney Princess; but it does help.

Also Elsa and Anna from Frozen, are not Disney Princesses. This is because of the crazy concept, that they are too popular being the faces of the Frozen franchise. The Disney Princesses label brings in billions of dollars for the company, through different degrees of merchandise; it’s a global brand.

It’s about this time that you’ve thinking, “Ok Scott, thanks for the history lesson, but what’s your point?”



Relax young grasshopper, this is my point. Over the years, Disney has purchased many different companies, across multimedia enterprises. Some of their many acquisitions include:

  • Saban Entertainment
  • The Jim Henson Company
  • Pixar
  • Marvel Entertainment (Marvel)
  • Lucasfilm (Star Wars)
  • 21st Century Fox
  • Hulu

Because Disney has purchased these companies, their catalogues of characters now belong to Disney. You can probably see where I’m going with this.

Given the range of these female characters, Disney could have a completely new group of Disney Princesses, aimed for everybody; not just young girls. And all they have to do is follow this criteria:

  • A Disney Princess could be any female character, that is the main or supporting protagonist in a movie or tv show, that is made by or owned by Disney.
  • The medium can be live action or animated.
  • An antagonist can qualify, if they go on a redemptive arc.
  • Members of the LGBTIQA+ and remakes of movies/ tv shows count.
  • Her martial status, as well as whether she was born in royalty is irrelevant; she just has to be heroic.

There are hundreds of possible new princesses to choose from, but I can’t list them all. Seriously, I just can’t. And with that, may I present the list of the best Alternative Disney Princesses, or ADP.

Honorary Alternative Disney Princesses

  • Miss Piggy (The Muppets)
  • Camilla the Chicken (The Muppets)
  • Zoe (Sesame Street)
  • Julia (Sesame Street)
  • Abby Cadabby (Sesame Street)
  • Bo Peep (Toy Story)
  • Shuri (Black Panther)
  • Jessie (Toy Story)
  • Dory (Finding Nemo)
  • Michelle “MJ” Jones-Watson (Spider-Man)
  • Helen Parr (The Incredibles)
  • Violet Parr (The Incredibles)
  • Sadness (Inside Out)
  • Joy (Inside Out)
  • Disgust (Inside Out)
  • Maria Hill (The Avengers)
  • Kamala Khan (Ms. Marvel)
  • Xu Xialing (Shang-Chi)
  • Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel)
  • Wanda Maximoff (The Scarlet Witch)
  • Buttercup (The Princess Bride)
  • Meilin “Mei” Lee (Turning Red)
  • Hope van Dyne (The Wasp)
  • Mantis ((Guardians of the Galaxy)
  • Anastasia “Anya” Romanov (Anastasia)
  • Nakia (Black Panther)
  • Valkyrie (Thor)
  • Yelena Belova (Black Widow)
  • Hera Syndulla (Star Wars: Rebels)
  • Sabine Wren (Star Wars: Rebels)
  • Naru (Prey)

Arse Kicking Alternative Disney Princesses

  • Leia Organa Solo (Star Wars)
  • Asajj Ventress (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)
  • Jean Grey (X-Men)
  • Negasonic Teenage Warhead (X-Men)
  • Gamora (Guardians of the Galaxy)
  • Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)
  • Peggy Carter (Captain America)
  • Ahsoka Tano (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)
  • Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow)
  • Mystique (X-Men)
  • Psylocke (X-Men)
  • Kitty Pryde (X-Men)
  • Nebula (Guardians of the Galaxy)
  • Okoye (Black Panther)
  • Rogue (X-Men)
  • Storm (X-Men)
  • Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  • Edna Mode (The Incredibles)
  • Dana Scully (The X-Files)

The Ultimate Alternative Disney Princess

  • Ellen Ripley (Aliens). Basically if Ripley does not become a Disney Princess, then nobody serves that title.

Can you imagine the merchandise for these new Disney Princesses? Naru t-shirts, Sadness socks, Okoye jackets, Camilla the Chicken action figures, and Ripley backpacks? The options are endless.

Do you agree with this list? Did I leave anybody off? Who would be your favourite Alternative Disney Princess? Please let me know.

And that signals the end of another aimless rant into pop culture’s armpit. Thanks once again for reading, following and subscribing to Some Geek Told Me. Remember to walk your dog; watch a banned movie; stay away from John Wick’s dog; and I’ll see you next week.


Happy Two Year Anniversary Being on Twitter

I want to talk about Twitter. Why? As the title of the blog suggests, I have now been officially on Twitter for two years. I wrote about my first anniversary and with the publication of this blog, I would have made 1,214 tweets; and if I’m lucky, a few of them might be funny. Maybe.

A lot of things have happened over the past year. The Russia government on their Anti-Nazi crusade, invaded Ukraine, just like the Nazis did; inflation and CO2 levels are increasing, while crypto and my running speed are decreasing; Brexit is still failing; Ireland are the number one men’s rugby team in the world; and a photo of Sagittarius A*, the supermassive black hole at the centre of our Milky Way, was released.

This has left me with two questions: Within the past year, have I become a person of influence on Twitter? Let’s see, I don’t really discuss clothes, or food, or hairstyles. I listen to CDs, read manga, and have two children; which means money is what I used to keep in my wallet. Also my reading pile reproduces asexually, because it keeps multiplying. They just sit in my room taunting me, the bastards.

So, am I an influencer? Well, I’m not cool enough for YouTube, Tik Tok or Instagram; however I would love to influence people to buy books and socks. You can never have enough of either.

Oh, I forgot to clear the question up; the answer is no.


Image by Mizter_X94 from Pixabay

However, the second question concerns whether Twitter has taught this pizza loving, aging introvert anything over the past year? Let me count the ways.

1.) Having a new overlord in Elon Musk is interesting, if not entertaining.

2.) Twitter is still an echo chamber; but so is nearly everything else.

3.) It’s still fascinating looking at people’s responses, over the same piece of news.

4.) My skill at scheduling tweets is amazing!

5.) There are some extremely creative and talented people on this platform.

6.) I’m sitting on 13 followers, which means on average, I gain a new follower around every 93 tweets. Solid performance.

7.) I still laugh at some particular memes, which I then show my wife; whom explains that they’re not funny. She’ll then go to Facebook to show me funnier memes.

8.) It’s still mindboggling to me about the very small things on Twitter that can majorly offend people; however the stuff that needs people to be outraged on this platform, hardly gets a mention.

9.) I’m a big kid, because I love watching footage from the ISS, flying over countries; especially my own.

This of course takes us to something new I want to try. I don’t follow that many accounts on Twitter; mainly because I’m not cool enough to know what person or thing is hot to follow. However, I thought I would highlight a few of the accounts I do actually follow. The reason being; as I said before, there are some extremely creative people on this platform, and I want to throw some attention their way; not that they need any help from me.

For comedy, I would suggest five icons I follow:

Jonathan Pie@JonathanPieNews

Count Binface@CountBinface

John Green@johngreen

James O’Brien@mrjamesob

Trevor Noah@Trevornoah

These five are hilarious, but also very truthful in their own unique way.

For educational content, I’m being pedantic by grouping them into two different camps: education and science communication.

For education, you should visit:

CrashCourse@TheCrashCourse

SciShow@SciShow

Epic Maps@Locati0ns

Kurzgesagt@Kurz_Gesagt

These accounts provide top quality resources and information, and they are phenomenal.

For science communication, you need to stop and say hello to:

Neil deGrasse Tyson@neiltyson

Richard Dawkins@RichardDawkins

Derek Muller@veritasium

Brian Cox@ProfBrianCox

Hank Green@hankgreen

Henry Reich@minutephysics

Bill Nye@BillNye

I love science, so anytime any of these creators explain or present some information, I’m on it like Worf on prune juice.

And for the second to last entry, you really should check out, Massimo@Rainmaker1973. The sheer amount of tweets on this account are extraordinary, because of the high quality of the videos and information. I don’t understand how or where they get their information, but it’s amazing!

For the last entry, it sort of combines all of them:

Last Week Tonight@LastWeekTonight

For the time being, I’ll still be on Twitter for no other reason than if I quit, then I’ll have more free time. No more researching, writing and scheduling tweets for me! But that would mean I’ll have to do more jobs around the house, like fixing things, which I suck at. So, I’ll remain here posting boring tweets every day at 7am and 7pm UTC +12, and if I’m organised, maybe something else at a different time.

Thanks once again for reading, following and subscribing to Some Geek Told Me; it means a lot. Remember to walk your dog; watch a banned movie; stay away from Scorpio girls; and I’ll see you next week.


Things that Donald Trump has taught me

I want to talk about Donald Trump. Why? Where do I begin? I honestly can’t remember when or how I first heard of Donald Trump. Maybe it was at primary school, intermediate or high school, but that piece of information has been lost to the sands of time, like someone’s PIN code.

I’m not going to sit in my cold and dark little room, and give a brief introduction of Trump. I mean, why would I?! If you haven’t heard of the 45th President of the United States of America, then I’m quite envious of you.

I’ve been thinking of writing a blog about Trump for a long time now. Not as long as Kenneth Branagh’s Hamlet, because nothing is longer than that, but still a long time. However after his indictment last week, I thought now’s a good time to bust a blog out.



Over the years, many people with more literary talent and qualifications than myself, have written countless articles, reports, lawsuits and books about Trump. Because of this, I have some easy options open to me over what to write about.

  • Trump’s lawsuits.
  • Trump’s childhood.
  • Trump’s allies and friends.
  • Trump’s marriages.
  • Trump’s businesses.
  • Trump’s political career.
  • Trump’s tv and film performances.
  • Trump’s social media.
  • Trump’s two impeachments.
  • Trump’s indictment.

Even with these easy topics to discuss, here’s my Mum’s description of me to explain what I’m doing to do.

“If there’s an easy way and a complicated way of doing something, he will chose the complicated way, every single time.”

Sorry about that, Mum.

If you’re a sharp and clever person; like I know you must be, because you’re reading this blog, you would have noticed the title: Things that Donald Trump has taught me. I’m not talking about being a contestant on The Apprentice or having worked with him; no, I’m talking about living over 14,000 km away, while watching and reading about him. This concerns learning about people and life lessons; that I’ve learnt either directly or indirectly from Trump, that I will pass onto UMC1 and UMC2.

I’ve listed them in no particular order, however I did fight the urge to list them alphabetically or chronologically.

And with that, let’s do it.


People

News:

Thanks to Trump, I now know the names and faces of many reporters, anchors, talk show hosts, and journalists, across the media spectrum. I didn’t know these people existed before Trump, but I do now. This includes:

  • Fox News: Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham, Sean Hannity, Steve Doocy, Ainsley Earhardt, Brian Kilmeade, Kayleigh McEnany, Greg Gutfeld, Jesse Watters, Bret Baier, Jeanine Pirro, and Peter Doocy.
  • CNN: Don Lemon, Jim Acosta, John Berman, Victor Blackwell, Erin Burnett, Kate Bolduan, Alisyn Camerota, S. E. Cupp, Van Jones, and Abby Phillip.
  • MSNBC: Joe Scarborough, Mika Brzezinski, Willie Geist, Katy Tur, Nicolle Wallace, Chris Hayes, Ari Melber, Joy Reid, Hallie Jackson, Lawrence O’Donnell, and Stephanie Ruhle.
  • Talk Show Hosts: Bill Maher, Trevor Noah, Seth Meyers, Wendy Williams, Chelsea Handler, and Samantha Bee. And I can’t forget, Sean Spicer, Robin Roberts and George Stephanopoulos.

Politics:

Once again, I have to thank Trump, because now I know the names and faces of many politicians across the political spectrum. Again, I didn’t know these people existed before Trump, but I do now. This includes:

Republicans: Paul Ryan, Mike Pence, John Bolton, Devin Nunes, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Rand Paul, Rick Perry, Lindsey Graham, Mike Lee, Chuck Grassley, John Barrasso, Tom Cotton, Rick Scott, Adam Kinzinger, Ron DeSantis, Susan Collins, Josh Hawley, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Nikki Haley, J.D. Vance, Tim Scott, Ron Johnson, Marsha Blackburn, John Cornyn, Kay Ivey, Brian Kemp, Mike DeWine, Kristi Noem, Brad Raffensperger, Greg Abbott, Liz Cheney, Kevin McCarthy, Ryan Zinke, Paul Gosar, Lauren Boebert, Matt Gaetz, George Santos, Jim Jordan, Ronny Jackson, and of course, Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Democrats: Kamala Harris, Richard Blumenthal, Chris Murphy, Chris Coons, Jon Ossoff, Raphael Warnock, Dick Durbin, Tammy Duckworth, Elizabeth Warren, Amy Klobuchar, Cory Booker, Chuck Schumer, Kirsten Gillibrand, John Fetterman, Tim Kaine, Joe Manchin, Nancy Pelosi, Eric Swalwell, Stacey Abrams, Ilhan Omar, Hakeem Jeffries, Jerry Nadler, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Pete Buttigieg.

This also covers Bernie Sanders, Kyrsten Sinema and Angus King.

Others: Allen Weisselberg, Melania Trump, Tiffany Trump, Barron Trump, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Lara Trump, E. Jean Carroll, Samantha Holvey, Billy Bush, Jeffrey Epstein, Michael Cohen, Michael Avenatti, Herschel Walker, Joe Tacopina, Sidney Powell, Mike Lindell, Michael Flynn, George Papadopoulos, Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, Robert Mueller, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, William Barr, Jeff Sessions, Alvin Bragg, Fani Willis, and lastly, Stormy Daniels.

Every single one of these people, I know now because of Trump. I’m sorry if I’ve missed anybody out, but Trump’s been busy.

Life Lessons

  • Don’t open an university and name it after yourself.
  • A 76 year old male will never change, but its not too late for you to change.
  • Make sure you understand what the words “gaslighting” and “nepotism” mean.
  • During an eclipse, only look directly at the Sun with the correct eye protection.
  • Muslims are real people; but they are not coming to get you.
  • It’s possible to get a job that you’re not qualified to do.
  • Detonating a nuclear weapon inside a hurricane, is not a good idea.
  • Never name a brand of steaks after yourself.
  • You should never inject yourself with bleach.
  • You can only give someone a nickname, if you’re prepared to receive one; or if you’re 8 years old.
  • Even though you can hate it, it’s important to pay your taxes.
  • Always proof read and edit your social media posts.
  • It’s legal to make hush money payments in the State of New York, but it’s illegal to cover it up.
  • Members of the LGBTQ+ community are real people; but they are not coming to get you.
  • It’s not a great look if you’re on a social media rant, at 4.30 am when you’re the President of the United States of America.
  • If people quote or record what you’ve said, you can’t deny it happened when there is physical evidence.
  • Claiming you’ve never met a particular person, before photos being released of you meeting said person, is quite hilarious.
  • Take the time to learn about your country’s history; especially if there was a Civil War and the causes behind it.
  • If a Neo-Nazi or the Ku Klux Klan agrees with your views of society, you’re doing something wrong.
  • Reading is fun.
  • If someone is writing a book about you with your consent, and they’re following you around, please remember they are actually there.
  • Don’t call your favourite media talk show, to decry the media.
  • It’s important to learn world geography.
  • Vaccines are some of greatest achievements in the history of humanity.
  • Just because someone disagrees with you, doesn’t make them wrong or evil.
  • If you’re going to create a new word like bigly or covfefe, you can’t just use it once; you need to use it multiple times for it to catch on.
  • A Sharpie is a quality marker.
  • Children being killed at school through gun violence, should never be acceptable.
  • Understanding how the impeachment of a president works. (Twice).
  • Never conduct interviews, with a helicopter in the background.
  • Just because you don’t like what someone else says, doesn’t make it fake news.

I could go on, but UMC1 and UMC2 would have fallen asleep by now. But seriously, the biggest life lesson Trump has taught me, is this: Never lie about something, that can be fact checked by a person using their phone, during their toilet break.

Has Trump taught you anything? Please let me know. Anyway, I’m done with Trump tonight, but not forever. I need to sleep, because Daylight Savings has finished, and my body is rebelling against it. Thanks once again for reading, following and subscribing to Some Geek Told Me; it means a lot. Remember to walk your dog; watch a banned movie; stay away from variant comic book covers; and I’ll see you next week.