Building on from last week’s amazing Thunderbolts*: Preview, we need to cover the second half of this intriguing endeavour, the review.
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Like I mentioned last week, I purchased a ticket to an advanced screening of Thunderbolts*, and like always, after purchasing a drink, I walked into the theatre without ANYBODY checking to see my ticket. For an early evening advanced screening, the theatre was about 25% full. Sorry, my mistake, I meant to say it was 1/4 full.
I chose my regular spot, which is the centre seat in the back row, where the real geeks are. The trailers were weird, because I was expecting possibly Superman, or at least The Fantastic Four: First Steps, but no. They played three Disney trailers, Elio, Freakier Friday, and Lilo & Stitch; all films that could be classified as child-friendly or family movies. Not a single adult movie. Like I said, weird.
As always, let’s go over the rules of the review.
1.) Please be aware there will be spoilers concerning the movie, so proceed with extreme anxiety and caution.
2.) The aim of my reviews are not to rip apart the subject or trash it. If I liked the subject enough to watch it, then I’ll give my honest (possibly biased) opinion.
3.) I’m not a professional critic, so I’m not going to dive into deeper concepts and themes, or the art of filmmaking. I’m just a geek; always have been, and always will be.
So, I’m not here to watch paint dry, let’s get on with the review!

First things first, did I like the movie? Yes, yes I did, but for an MCU film, I feel I’ve been left with a lot of questions. Though to be fair, that’s usual for me. People have been saying that Thunderbolts* is getting the MCU back on track since it’s a step in the right direction. Let’s hope the MCU continues this momentum.
Things I liked:
I’m going to start with the most obvious, loneliness. Whether it’s in the form of feeling alone, having negative feelings, or depression, I feel every person who has ever lived, has experienced a version of these emotions, regardless of their magnitude and the effects that it has on their body, mind, and heart.
I thought it was a bold, or even mature way to start a superhero movie, with a character talking about their existential crisis. With Yelena (Florence Pugh) narrating her feelings, and in my humble geeky opinion, I thought it was refreshing to be handling a serious topic within the confines of a comic book movie.
The conversation between Yelena and Alexei Shostakov (David Harbour) on the street was extremely personal. Feelings about loss, abandonment, failure, rejection, and loneliness bubbled to the surface, with a daughter talking about feeling lost and needing her father, versus a father feeling like a failure, because he thinks his daughter no longer needs him. It was a powerful scene.
Feelings are an important aspect of the human experience, and likely of all intelligent and sentient life. Whether these feelings are classified as mental health issues and how they are treated is less important to me. What truly matters is that we talk about these feelings more openly and acknowledge their existence.
This, of course, leads to Bob (Lewis Pullman), whose feelings about isolation, failure, and loneliness were highlighted before he discovered his abilities, with the emergence of the Sentry and the Void.
Since his introduction in 2000, The Sentry has been linked with mental illness. I could be wrong about this, but I have always thought since Sentry was a Superman-level character, Marvel gave him similar strengths and weaknesses. DC gave Superman kryptonite as an unexpected and simple way to defeat him, like Marvel giving Sentry a weakness in the form of mental illness.
Unlike how the Force is presented in Star Wars, I believe there is no Light Side or Dark Side to the Force, there is only the Force. Because of this, I believe there are no true positive and negative emotions within the human condition, there are only emotions. You can’t have the light without the dark, or positivity without negativity, and vice versa.
It’s not about suppressing feelings of loneliness and failure or letting them take over you and forever dominate your destiny, but rather learning to accept, live and function with them.
I found it both unexpected and refreshing for the MCU to address a taboo topic that affects a significant portion of the human population. We should acknowledge the importance of listening to the concerns of those in this situation, whether they are fully aware of it or not.
That was long-winded, wasn’t it? Sorry, right, let’s push on.
I enjoyed Shostakov not only for being an oddball but also for his genuine desire to improve himself and help those around him. His enthusiasm was both infectious and hilarious. Sometimes, we need characters like him, as they are simply so likeable.
The scene where he arrived in the car, honking to warn Yelena about the potential danger, even though the danger had passed, mixed with Yelena’s reaction to this, was easily the funniest part of the movie.
Imagine John McClane receiving a phone call from his mother in Die Hard with a Vengeance or Live Free or Die Hard, warning him about the danger to New York and the United States? You never stop being a parent. Priceless.
The redemption arcs for the main characters, Bucky included, were great to see, even if it was expected. Saving the public while people were disappearing and the city collapsing around them was vital to illustrate how far the Thunderbolts have come with their character development.
For all of Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine’s (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) faults, it was interesting to see her motivations, via the memory of her father’s death; added to John Walker’s (Wyatt Russell) and Bob’s memories.
The dialogue between the main characters was also snappy and witty, if not brutal and raw at times. I was impressed with their interactions.
Things I disliked:
Taskmaster. We need to talk about Taskmaster. This villain has always had a soft spot with me. In the comics, he not only had photographic reflexes, which allowed him to mimic different people’s fighting styles, but he also trained henchmen, thugs, and goons, for various supervillains and criminal organisations. He was such a severe arse-kicker, that even Captain America, Daredevil, or Spider-Man would think twice before fighting him.
The MCU version of Taskmaster (Olga Kurylenko) has been different, since they changed Taskmaster’s identity and gender, but kept her photographic ability. The major difference in Black Widow was that she was being brainwashed and didn’t speak. That was a major disappointment because Taskmaster is such a great character.
I had high hopes for Taskmaster to start training thugs in the MCU, so various heroes could break in and shut her operation down, just so she defeat them and escape. I was looking forward to seeing her character develop because she had a massive amount of potential. She was an under-used character, which proved having her in Thunderbolts* made a lot of sense.
So, imagine my surprise when she was murdered in her first scene. Initially, I thought it was a ruse, but as the film continued, it soon became apparent that she was dead. I’ve read about the director, Jake Schreier’s reasoning for her cheap death. I get it, but it doesn’t take away that Marvel has wasted her character.
The film could have existed without her, and nobody would have noticed, but her involvement in the movie seemed a little pointless. Again, Marvel has wasted the chance to develop an amazing character. Added to the fact, Marvel was quite deceptive in their marketing with Taskmaster, including her in many promotional materials, including the poster inside the cinema.
It does teach the public not to believe anything that a movie production company does and says, while they are in pre-production, production, post-production, or marketing. Marvel has lied before, and they will do it again.
If you remember, I was concerned about how Marvel would handle the Sentry, and I was right, but not for the reasons I thought. By the end of the film, Bob chooses not to become the Sentry, since he can’t control his powers, which means he can’t control the Void. Fair enough, right?
But this leaves us with a problem. Bob is living in the New Avengers’ Tower, walking around with the power of a million exploding suns. It means that he is the world’s nuclear option, a Hail Mary, or even a deus ex machina.
No matter what threat Avengers or New Avengers face, or any other heroes, whether its Doctor Doom, Thanos, Galactus, Mephisto, Gladiator, Apocalypse, or even the Brood, Kree, Skrulls, Badoon, or Shi’ar, the heroes could always use their Plan B, by activating Bob and turning him into Sentry.
Granted, there’s no guaranteed way he could win every fight, but the Sentry could do a vast amount of damage against his enemy; he’s nearly invincible. And if the Void should appear, they could always use Yelena to calm him down, just like Black Widow did with Hulk. It’s not like the Void is killing people when he turns them into shadows. They are still alive, but just in a different form. So even if the Void gets loose again, all of the people he transforms can simply be returned and transformed back.
Marvel can’t ignore that fact, ever.
And speaking of ignoring, when the Void was redecorating Manhattan, where were the New York superheroes like Spider-Man or Daredevil? Yes, I understand the Sentry/Void battle could have only been about 15-20 minutes long, but in that time, what were Peter Parker and Matt Murdock doing?
I’ve mentioned this before, but the way Marvel has built this inter-connected world over 17 years, means if something happens on Earth; especially in the United States, other heroes are going to react to it and help.
Since we didn’t see Peter or Matt cameos, Marvel needs to address that in a future TV show or movie and explain where they were when the Void was painting the town black. I feel that if Peter or Matt discovered Manhattan was being attacked, they would drop what they were doing and try to help save lives. While we are talking about it, does Luke Cage exist in the MCU?
So Marvel, where were Spider-Man and Daredevil?
So, what about my preview questions?
- How accessible will Thunderbolts* be to viewers who have not seen the Disney+ TV show, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier? I feel the plot gave us the key points about what we needed to know about the show and the characters, to understand what was happening, and who the characters were. Having said that, since I still haven’t seen The Falcon and the Winter Soldier or Hawkeye, I still believe I’ve missed a lot of information.
- Does the plot make sense? It does, though the whole scene with the, “Sending the hired killers to kill each other” trope was tired, but everything else was ok.
- Will the movie reference Captain America: Brave New World, or hint at The Fantastic Four: First Steps? Yes, Captain America: Brave New World was mentioned when Valentina Allegra de Fontaine discussed the former president turning into a red monster, during her impeachment hearing. With The Fantastic Four: First Steps, the end credits scene answered that.
- Why are the Thunderbolts involved in the first place? de Fontaine ordered them to kill each other in a covert O.X.E. facility, unbeknownst to the others. They figured out her betrayal, with three more characters joining the team.
- Can the absence of the Avengers in the movie be believed? At that moment in time, the Avengers are still disbanded, hence their absence.
- Will the introduction of the Sentry be a success or failure? I believe the Sentry’s entry into the MCU has been a success, based on the public’s responses; mainly for the inclusion and presentation of mental illness.
- Will other MCU villains be making appearances? If there were any other MCU villains in the movie, I missed them.
- Will Taskmaster have a larger role than in Black Widow? Wow, that question was ominous. No, she died in her first scene.
- Can they truly explain how the Sentry got his powers? He gained his powers from being involved in a top-secret experiment, however, what they actually did to him remains a mystery.
- How does Bucky fit into the plot? He is a free citizen, correct? Before the movie, I thought the Thunderbolts would rope Bucky into helping, but it was the other around. He needed their help to testify against de Fontaine.
- Where is the film’s continuity in the MCU? It’s set in 2027, after Captain America: Brave New World.
- Do the Thunderbolts have a choice to be in the team? Yes, it wasn’t like Suicide Squad. They did follow orders at the beginning, but they became a team out of choice, not because they were ordered to do so.
- Does Valentina Allegra de Fontaine betray the Thunderbolts? Having not seen any TV shows featuring de Fontaine, I predicted she would, and she did. Yay for me!
- Will any of the Thunderbolts go free at the end of the movie? Yes, all of them went free, except for Taskmaster who died earlier in the film.
- Do the Thunderbolts only protect the United States? During the first act, the characters are only trying to save themselves. However, by the third act, they are trying to save New York City. Building on that, in the end credits scene, they are actively working to protect and guard the planet. I think.
So, should you go and see Thunderbolts*? Yes, but what the hell do I know? At least 20% of my clothes are comic book-related, so my opinion is biased. Have you seen Thunderbolts*? Please tell me your thoughts about it, I would love to know.
That’s it for another week, with another preview/review all wrapped up. I believe the next one will be in July for Superman, the first movie entry in the DCU (DC Universe). I want to take UMC1 and UMC2 to see it, but we will wait for the film’s rating to be revealed first.
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