Kia Ora and welcome to the third part of my one year anniversary of Some Geek Told Me. For my final joke, I have seen three different versions of it; and all of them are funny as hell. At least to me, anyway.

So to make it more enjoyable, I have combined all three versions into one mega joke. I always mess this joke up when I’m telling it to someone, because I’m laughing too much. This joke has been around online for a few years, but it’s still awesome. Alright then, enjoy.

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Heisenberg, Schrödinger, Bohr, Einstein, and Ohm, are travelling in a car, when they get pulled over for speeding. The officer asks the driver, Heisenberg, “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replies, “No, but we know exactly where we are!” The officer looks at him confused and says, “You were going 140 km per hour!”

Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, “Great! Now we’re lost!” The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger, sitting in the passenger seat, if the men have anything in the boot of the car. “A cat,” Schrödinger replies.

The cop looks in the boot and yells “Hey! This cat is dead.” Schrödinger angrily replies, “Well, he is now.”

Bohr points out, “On the bright side, a moment ago we didn’t have a position, speed, or a cat. Now we have all three!”

The officer is getting annoyed with the men and says, “I just want to know how many of you I need to bring back to the station!”

“Roll dice for it?” Einstein asks. The officer is fed up now, and moves to arrest all of them. Ohm resists.

Thanks for reading, and I’ll see you next week.